most of them would be sorted by joining the RAF
1. Get a Life ! ! - It will be a different sort of life
2. RAF - it is better than working for a living
3. Boyfriend - 10% of RAF is female, take your pick of the 90%
4. Not be as depressed - you will not have time for that
5. Get a Life ! ! - It will be a different sort of life
6. Not have people let me down - RAF is one big family that are trained not to let each other down
7. Not think so so much - You will be ordered not to think (whilst in basic training anyway)
8. Cry Less - Can not promise that one
9. Get a Life ! ! - It will be a different sort of life
10. Not f*** things up - it is one tree hugging family
Wow this is going to be hard
Also
1. Carry on with fitness at gym - you and your service friends will get run until you are in shape
2. More Photography - Will not have the time for the first few months
3. Try to be happy - Money for little effort is the military way, I know money does not buy happiness but it does buy beer